20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week

Huffington Post - Fri Aug 5 21:01

Woof — it’s been a long, long week.

If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets.

We Shih Tzu not.

Each week at HuffPost, we scour Twitter to find the funniest posts about our fur-balls being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.

(Want some more? No need to beg ― you can check out last week’s batch right here.)

I was applying for homeowners insurance today and they asked if I had any pets to which I said, “yes, two cats.” And then they asked me “have they been trained to attack or cause bodily harm?” and I wanted to know if anyone had been able to do this because I’ll hire you

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) August 3, 2022

normalize....asking your friend / family to visit only their pet...not e ven talk to them. just to visit their pet. ex-roommate? hey, I need to visit your cat. we were friends, and i need to pet them and kiss their toe beans. normalize this as a society. i am high

— vampire prince nina 🦇 (@NinaModaffari) July 31, 2022

you ever look at your cat and be like. good thing you have a home here because ain't nobody would've adopted your ass

— haley (@feederofcats) August 2, 2022

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have a cat

— 𝒦𝓎 (@justky1018) August 4, 2022

Here's a common scam that is going around that you should know about:

Sometimes cats will meow at you like they haven't been fed, but in fact someone DID feed them and they're just trying to get fed again

— Bi Dyke Energy (@Azure_Husky) August 4, 2022

Me: *gets on important work call, camera on*
Elsie: AT LAST MY ADORING PUBLIC.
Work call: Awww a cat!
Elsie: YOU DO NOT TO SEE MOTHER, ONLY TAIL. TAIL IS BEST.

— Seanan McGuire (@seananmcguire) August 5, 2022

I am NOT paying 5k for a dog unless it’s Brian griffin🤣😭🤣

— I sing & what not 🎤 (@AlexJaySINGER) August 4, 2022